Foolish Consistency

Dad:  Do you want a ham and cheese sandwich?
Son:  No
Dad:  Peanut Butter and Jelly?
Son:  No
Dad:  Soup?
Son:  No
Dad:  What do you want?
Son:  I don't know.

Pastor:  Do you want to do personal evangelism?
Church:  No
Pastor:  Home Groups?
Church:  No
Pastor:  Media Blitz?
Church:  No
Pastor:  What do you want to do?
Church:  We don't know. 

Glad my life is consistent.